Funny Friendship Quotes

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.

After downloading Funny Friendship Quotes there are many funny jokes that you can send or share with your best friends. These jokes are as below:

True friends are like loud farts. They don’t smell as much, always make you laugh and life is impossible to live without them.

The only reason we’re friends is that you know way too many of my secrets.

I feel horrible about myself for not having accomplished anything in life… but then feel better when I see where you are. Thanks for being my best friend.

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’re best friends because my sense of humor is the same as your… non-existent.

I knew it was friendship as first sight when I saw that we are the same kinda crazy.

Good friends are those who not share common interests, but are the same levels of stupid.

Good friends will come and go, but best ones end up harassing you for a lifetime.

No one understands my joke except you. That make you kinda weird… just like ME.

You are my friend only because your stupidity is like therapy to me.

You can work out all you want but you’ll never be as hot as me! See ya at the gym.

You’ll always be my best friend because you’re the only one who’s heard me fart.

We didn’t realize we were making memories. We just knew we were having fun.

Go on, put a smile on the faces of your besties and don’t just wait for Friendship Day to tell your friends how much they mean to you. Download and share Funny Friendship Quotes now!