K9 Radio Free - Police Scanner 🚓🚨

＃1警方掃描儀，掃描儀消防和業餘無線電。獎金網絡收音機！ 🚓🚨

HOLY FURRY CAT BALLZ!

I can’t even begin to explain the technology behind this police scanner app. 💯Very WOW!🔥

It’s basically Area 51👽 and a dating app🍆 combined on your phone. With a little police scanner action mixed in…(🔫PEW 🔫PEW).

Well maybe not, but pretty darn close. It feels like you’re sitting right there in the White House - inside the secret room with all the big red nuke buttons (most likely not even a red button more like a stupid Xbox controller or something).

Anyway, you're literally sitting on Obama’s lap and you're both listening to the live scanner app. But you’re an idiot and only brought one pair of headphones, so you and Obama have to split the ear buds like a bunch of losers. And the headphones you brought are complete crap because you won them at some rally. They’re bright red and have “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” stamped on the side. But they were made in China and only one side works worth a 💩.

The days of dragging car batteries and jumper cables around to power your not-so-portable police scanner is long gone. Now you can sit back and relax at your local Starbucks ☕ and enjoy hours of entertainment on your phone. Not only will you enjoy it, but everyone else around you will also share in the enjoyment (probably🤞). The same way people enjoy listening to loud music in a quiet library.

When you tune into this scanner app and listen to what's happening, it's almost guaranteed to make you feel better about your crappy cubicle-filled life 👨‍💻. I’m literally sitting in my underwear right now eating cheezy nom noms listening to some dude getting dragged off a United Airlines flight or something✈️👮💯.

From car chases🚗 and shootouts🔫, to your uncle Bob running down the highway naked, you’ll never guess what's going to happen next. Unless you’re committing a crime with one hand and listening to this scanner app in the other…then you may actually know what’s happening next.

Love + a 40 oz.,

Derpman🦇

Features

🔥 Probably🤞 the best police scanner app and internet radio combined.🔫🐦🐦🌑

🔥 Over 50,000+ internet radio stations 🎙️📻💯

🔥 Fire scanner 🔥🔥

🔥 Amateur radio

🔥 Exclusive red button screen with hidden game. (It pisses me off too)🚨😡🚨

🔥 Custom music equalizer (MOAR BASS)🔊 and custom sleep timer (TURN OFF DA BASS I'M TRYING TO SLEEP)💤...

🔥 And too much other 💩 to list...

Frequently Asked Questions

#1 Yo Derpman, Does this app have a police scanner for my area feature?

Derpman- You bet, click that big "Near Me" button to find a police scanner for your area ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

#2 What are the permissions for?

Access Device Location - This allows K9 Radio to find local police scanners that are near your location.