Israel Elections (Bhilot 2015)

The 2015 elections are coming. It's time to play dirty.

It's time to take out the trash.

In this election, we're not taking any prisoners, unless it's for political capital.

We'll leave no stone unturned, especially if said stone belongs to a house where a terrorist's family lives.

We shall fight to the last man, unless that man has a dentist appointment on that day.

We shall fight to the last drop of blood, and then receive a blood transfusion so we can continue fighting.

We shall fight on the beaches, on the streets, on busy roads and while waiting for our takeout.

We shall never surrender.

As long as there is breath in our lungs and hummus in our pitas, we shall bravely defend our country's honor, because it has a lot of inner beauty even though it's hard to tell sometimes.

About the Game:

- Over 20 of the politicians you love to hate and vice versa are in it!

- Boss fights! As in more than one!

- 9 different enemies

- 4 types of weapons

- Wholesome, softcore violence for all ages

- A lot of people yelling things

This game tried hard to qualify as satire and failed, but that's no reason to take it seriously.

If this game somehow offended you, you've obviously played it wrong.