Tough Guy Facts

ICH BIN ALLES, WAS MAN IST.

Chuck Norris kicks a$$. Now YOU can be just as badd.

"Once, a cobra bit [INSERT NAME]'s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."

Pick a name, any name; be it a celebrity, a friend, or yourself, and enjoy the compliments!

FEATURES

* Hundreds of Chuck Norris-type jokes which can be customized to any name

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* Add your own jokes!

* Female names supported

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WArNiNg!

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