you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed..

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

If I found Satan anywhere, it would be by the tracks. 

Trading souls of kids like me for cheap bags of smack. 

When I find Satan there,
I won't be thinking twice... 

At least in ****
there is Rock-N-Roll
And there ain't no Jesus Christ.

Bruh

Bruh moment